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#46 mychemro*kiss*

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 05:57 AM

LOL!!!! I love the beginning about being censored for violence. Never deprive a girl of her Stephanie Meyer. haha.

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:05 PM

(Random filler)

Somewhere in a place called Missouri...

Jenny: *Running from an angry Brooke*

Brooke: JENNIFER MARIE! YOU CANNOT NOT PUT LEONARDO IN THE STORY!!

Jenny: ...Brooke, LEONARDO DICAPRIO?! I know you love Titanic, but how am I supposed to write him into a pd story?

Brooke: You got to make-out with Michael!

Jenny: If only... *sighs dreamily*

Brooke: *Folds arms over chest*

Jenny: What? It was a dare!

Brooke: Uh-huh suuure

Jenny: It was! ...mostly.

Brooke: *Mumbles* She gets a make-out session, & I get a chicken dance.

Jenny: *Laughs* Hey, it's NOT my fault...

Brooke: Whatever.

Jenny: I can't write Leonardo in! People will think I'm crazy! ...More than they already do.

Brooke: ...Fine <_<

Jenny: I could 'dare' you to kiss someone in the story...

Brooke: Ok. *Smiles*

done done done! MORE TO COME! Hmm... any more dares/truths? I love reading the responses y'all give. They make me happy. :hyper:
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:09 PM

done done done!


that came out wrong... oh well.
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#49 mychemro*kiss*

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 01:29 AM

^ ^

I usually spell it Dunn dunn dunnnnnn.... with two 'n's so that it come out as dunn and not as done.

Dare: I dare you (Brooke) fall into movie universe, pull out Leonardo and make out with him.

Truth: Is it true that Leonardo made out with Mia at the last Broadway play? *gaspeth*

Mmmhmmm. That's right. I read those tabloids. :P

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:25 AM

Haha loved it! Betch loved the dare I gave you huh Jenny?

And by the way you could've used me name! <<which is Nadeen>> <_<

Haha! Anyway here is my dare:

I dare Jenny to the chicken dance!

Bet I'm not your favorite anymore am I? :P
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#51 foolish4him94

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:56 PM

Haha loved it! Betch loved the dare I gave you huh Jenny?


Yes, i did :lol:

And by the way you could've used me name! <<which is Nadeen>>


I give you permission to beat me up. *covers eyes with hands*

Haha! Anyway here is my dare:

I dare Jenny to the chicken dance!

Bet I'm not your favorite anymore am I?


Brooke will definately love you, can I get the torch and pitchfork now? :074: Haha, just kidding! You're still my favorite! (You should probably be afraid of that...)

-Jenny
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 04:39 PM

^^ :icon_mecry2: I am hurt!!!!!!!!!
haha jk. or am I...?

Uh, hmmmm, I can't think of a dare...

Oh. I have a name too. It be Sam!!!!

Haha I'm just overly random today!!!!!!!!!!!!!1








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#53 foolish4him94

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 04:59 PM

hmm.. is it possible for all my readers to be my favorite? lol

love ya!

-Jenny

p.s. no fighting over me! :P ...unless it's absolutely nessecary (sp?)
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#54 Princess_Missy

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:03 PM

lol. That was funny.
... I don't have a dare as of now, but if I think of one, I'll let you know.

UPDATE!

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:40 PM

Dare: Lilly must eat um..... (This is my friend Gigi's dare! She has a sick little mind!) [spoiler] crap
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#56 MyBoyJesse4ever

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 06:12 PM

It is neccesary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hyper:
haha jk
I have no dare, urg, my mind not working right!!




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Posted 07 December 2008 - 12:56 PM

Part 3 (the real one!)

Brooke: I think i'll go first *smiles evily* Jenny- wait where's Jenny?

(Everyone looks around)

Brooke: *Spots Jenny in a chair reading Breaking Dawn* HELLO?! WE'RE ON AIR!

Jenny: (No response)

Brooke: JENNIFER MARIE GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW!!

Jenny: *Mumbles* Not now...

Brooke: *Stomps over to Jenny and rips book from her hands*

THIS SCENE HAS BEEN SENSORED DUE TO EXTREME VIOLENCE. WE'L BE BACK ON AIR IN A FEW SHORT MOMENTS.

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Jenny: *Smiling* We're back! Now let's get started!

Brooke: *Holding her head in pain* Yea...



Exactly! Don't mess with anyone when they're reading about Edward!!

Haha wowww this thread is beyond hilarious! Anywayz...

Dare for Lana: Go find Norman, bring him back, and give him her shoes. Or kiss Kenny. Haha

Sorry that's really random...= D

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#58 foolish4him94

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 02:36 PM

Hahahahaha! :D You guys are so funny! Okay, I will update soon but there are a few things you need to know first...

After the next 2 parts of the story, I probably won't update until after January 12th. Because, wth the holidays coming up, I will be spending my time cooking, wrapping presents, and spending time with my insane family. (Oh the joy...)

Also, I won't be much fun since my grandmother (and several other people) will be annoying me to sing a song over at church, and I don't want to be crabby to my awesome readers.

And most importantly, PD 10 comes out January 7th, and trust me, you don't want to get on my bad side while I'm reading.

So when I don't update, please don't worry.

Love Ya!

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:32 PM

(Random filler)

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Brooke: *Mumbles* She gets a make-out session, & I get a chicken dance.

Jennydone done done! MORE TO COME! Hmm... any more dares/truths? I love reading the responses y'all give. They make me happy. :hyper:

Mwa ha ha! I'm so evil!
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:32 PM

About the chicken dance, I mean
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 04:50 PM

:D Lmao.
Everyone going wild. I'll just sit back until I think of something... ;]

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 04:42 PM

Part 3 and a half

Brooke: Welcome back! We-

(Music starts playing interrupting Brooke)

Jenny: What the...?

Joey: Why are they playing a Cheetah Girls song?

Jenny: *Raises eyebrow* How did you know that?

Joey: ...Nikki.

Jenny: *Rolls eyes* Sure, blame your sister...

Brooke: MIKE! STOP WITH THE SONG!

(Music keeps playing then switches to Hannah Montana)

Brooke & Jenny: NO!

Jenny: *Puts earplugs in & starts reading Breaking Dawn again*

Brooke: THAT'S IT!
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We'll be back in a few moments...

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Brooke: Much better...

Joey: *Pulls out one of Jenny's earplugs* It's safe now.

Jenny: 'Kay...

Brooke: *Sighs* Jen, please quit reading...

Joey: I'll hold her down, if you take the book.

Brooke: Deal.

(Joey holds Jenny back while Brooke takes the book)

Jenny: No... Edward... give him back...

Joey: *Rolls eyes*

Brooke: Jen...?

Jenny: *No response*

Joey: See? It worked.

Jenny: *Elbows Joey hard in the stomache then lunges for Brooke* GIVE ME THE BOOK!

(Brooke starts screaming while running from Jenny)
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#63 x--JinxedAngel

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:40 PM

LMAO. GIVE JENNY HER BOOK BACK!!

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 09:30 PM

lol. We all need our Edward!!
Great update!!

Another one?

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 11:29 PM

*joins the chase*

I too am a fellow Edward junkie!

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 11:47 PM

I like this alot! You should have for a special guest Edward and his family! That would be awesome! I so love Edward.... My sweet edward.... *countinues dreaming of Edward*
*snaps out of the trance*

loved it!

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#67 foolish4him94

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 04:19 PM

lol part 4 might be up later
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 08:56 PM

The Brooke and Jenny Show: Part 4 (Brooke's version)

Brooke: Welcome to the Brooke and Jenny show!
(Audience applauses)
(Jenny jumps up and down.)
(Brooke slaps her in the back of the head.)
Brooke: Calm down, Jenny.
Jenny: Fine.
Brooke: The reason Jenny’s so hyper is….
Jenny: We’re having the cast of Twilight on the Brooke and Jenny show!
(Cast walks on stage.)
(Jenny runs up to Edward and kiss him like crazy.)
(Security comes and pry’s her away.)
Edward: Love you too, Jenny.
(Jenny faints.)
Brooke: Oh good grief!
(Jenny comes back.)
Jenny: Hello.
Brooke: Hello you love crazy.
Jacob: Hello cutie…
Brooke: Hello…
(Brookes face blushes.)
(Jacob kisses Brooke on the cheek.)
(Brooke faints.)
Jenny: Here we go. And you said I was crazy.
(Brooke wakes up.)
Brooke: You are. Now let’s have that interview. *turns to Bella* So, how did you like acting out the best seller book?
Bella: It was a great opertunity.
Jenny: Back off!
(Bella steps back a little.)
(Brooke whispers to Bella) Brooke: Don’t worry. I got this.
(Brooke holds up puppy chow.)
(Jenny gets on her knees and begs.)
(Brooke throws it at her.)
Jenny: That hit my eye.
Brooke: That was supposed to hit your mouth. I could of aimed harder….
Jenny: Don’t.
(Brooke smiles to the audience.)
Brooke: Let’s ask questions.
(Hands shoot up. One is Jenny’s.)
Brooke: Jen, this is for the audience.
(Jenny goes off stage and into the audience.)
Brooke: Fine! The one who will not shut up!
Jenny: I love you, Edward!
Edward: Thanks.
Brooke: That’s not a question, Jen.
Jenny: Oh well. (Jenny sticks out her tounge.)
(Brooke starts to stomp off stage but Jacob holds her back.)
Jacob: Chill.
(Brooke sighs.)
Brooke: Ok. Only for you though.
Jenny: Thank goodness. Haha, Brooke.
Bella: Oh goodness! And you two are friends?
Brooke: Friends forever. Even after death.
Audience: Ahh….
Jenny: Oh gosh! I hate these soft moments!
(Brooke drags Jenny back on stage.)
Jenny: Hey Edward….
(Jenny flushes.)
Edward: Hey.
Brooke: And you say this isn’t a “soft” moment?
Jenny: Shut up, Brooke. I’m busy.
(Jenny and Edward stare at each other, in love.)
Brooke and Bella: Ahh!
Jacob: Brooke-
Brooke: Yes?
Jacob: Let them be in love.
Brooke: Only for your sake. LOL!
Bella: Ok.
Brooke: Well, it looks like this romantic part of the Brooke and Jenny show is over. Good-bye everyone!
(Jacob kisses Brooke on the cheek.)
Bella: And you say that’s not a soft moment?
Brooke: Shut up, Bella.

*Cough cough* The real part 4 will be up tomorrow, hopefully. lol I hope you enjoyed Brooke's version.

-Jenny

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 09:55 PM

Bella's not PO'ed that Jenny's stealing her man?

LoL.

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 01:06 AM

lol, that was funny!

And yes, isn't Bella a little P i s s e d o f f?

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 07:41 AM

Yeah isn't she pissed off? Or do you mean the cast of the movie? Or are they dating?

Me is confused...

But yay update!!
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 01:43 PM

I'm not sure, I think she meant the movie... (she hasn't read the books or watched the movie)

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 02:30 PM

Ahh, if it's the movie cast then phew.
I thought the book characters and I'm like: WAH!?
Lol. O_o.

xD Great one.

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:06 PM

Part 4 (My version)

Michael: Welcome back! Brooke & Jenny are-

Jenny: We're back, thanks Michael. *Smiles*

Michael: You're welcome. *Smiles back*

Brooke: *Rolls eyes* Can we get started now?

Jenny: Yes.

(Brooke & Jenny sit down)

Jenny: *Turns to Joey* How does your stomache feel?

Joey: It's sore.

Jenny: Good. *Turns to audience* Before we begin, I'd like to say Happy Birthday to my good friend Josh!

(Audience cheers)

Producer: Jen, we have a suprise for you...

Jenny: ...Ok?

(Josh walks onstage)
(Josh & Jenny hug)

Brooke: Hi!

Josh: *Looks at Jenny confused*

Jenny: Brooke...? Josh is deaf...

Brooke: Oh.

(Josh & Jenny start talking in sign-language)

Joey: HEY!

Brooke: What did he say?

Joey: He said he thought it was funny she hit me for letting you take her book. & That I deserved it.

Jenny: *Mumbles* You did.

Brooke: Anyway... where were we on the show?

Audience: TRUTH OR DARE!

Brooke: That's right...

Jenny: Who's next?

Jess: *Turns to Brooke* Is it true Leonardo made out with Mia at the last broadway play?

(Audience gasps)

Brooke: *Gasps* HE DIDN'T!

Jenny: *Trying not to laugh* Next?

Nadeen: I dare Jenny to do the chicken dance!

(Jenny does the dance)

Josh: *Smiling at Jenny in amusement*

Brooke: *Laughing* Next?

Amanda Jo: I dare Lana to kiss Kenny!

Jenny: *Falls over laughing*

Lana: *Quickly kisses Kenny* *Turns to Jenny looking green* Where's the bathroom?

Jenny: Down the hall, first door on the left.

Lana: ...Thanks... *Runs to bathroom*

Brooke: Drama Queen... *Kisses Kenny on the cheek*

Jenny: ...Ok. Time for comercial break. *Runs to bathroom also*
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:11 PM

Ouch, poor Kenny getting dissed. =D

-Amy

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:23 PM

Hey! Where's my dare?

L.O.V.E.,

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 08:10 PM

Dang it! I forgot... :o (I'm reading Brooke's version of Part 5... *shakes head* so not right)
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 02:17 AM

LOL! That was so funny.
... poor Kenny.
Are we still doing Truth or Dare or what?

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 07:00 AM

Hey this is really cool! Love it! :icon_lol:

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Posted 23 December 2008 - 11:22 PM

Update??

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Posted 24 December 2008 - 02:27 PM

I loved it this is Hilarious

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 10:43 PM

The Brooke and Jenny Show: Part 5 (Brooke's version)
Edward: Welcome back to the Brooke and Jenny show!
Brooke: I usually say that but because the Twilight cast is here, Edward gets to say it.
(Edward smiles.)
James: Today we get to continue the interview the cast more.
Brooke: No. I do. Not you.
James: Oh whatever.
Jenny: Hello? I’m here to!!
Brooke: Did someone say something?
(Brooke looks around.)
Jenny: So, let’s begin with James.
Brooke: Go James!
Edward: Why, are you on the bad side?
Brooke: No…
Jenny: So, James, how do you like pretending to be the bad guy on Twilight?
James: It was fun. I loved saying, “You brought a snack,” when Edward and Bella came into the woods.
Brooke: By “snack” you mean jelly beans, right?
James: Well in the movie I mean Bella but yea, jelly beans sound good about right now.
Edward: Bella’s not a good snack….
James: But I know jelly beans sound good.
Bella: OH! I have some.
(Bella gets a bag of jelly beans out of her pocket.)
Brooke: Thanks.
(Bella hands over the bag.)
(James leans over Brookes shoulder.)
James: Can I have some?
Brooke: Of course!
(Brooke feeds James a bean over her shoulder.)
James: Thanks babe.
Brooke: Goin’ to far.
James: ok
Edward: Ok, next question.
Jenny: Really. So, Bella, how does it feel to pretend to be in love with a deadly thing?
Bella: It was fun even though he never killed me….James tried though.
James: The director told me to!
Bella: I know.
Jenny: Alright. Next question.
(Brooke shoves a jelly bean in her mouth. She forces one down James’ mouth.)
(James coughs it up and spits on the floor.)
Brooke: Good manners, James.
James: Thanks.
Brooke: Clean that up, Jenny.
Jenny: No way!
Brooke: Do it.
Jenny: No! No! No!
Brooke: Listen, Jen.
(Jenny plugs her ears.)
Jenny: NOPE!
Brooke: Fine! Be a butt. Someone from the audience please clean this up.
Crazy man with Santa hat on: I will!
(He runs on stage and picks the spit covered bean up and runs back into the audience.)
Jenny: Ok….
Bella: Really.
James: Another jelly bean.
Brooke: Fine.
(Hands over a bean.)
Jenny: Is this a love stage or a show? We’re suppose to have questions for the Twilight cast.
Brooke: And you don’t like anyone on stage?
Jenny: Yea, but we’re on air.
Brooke: Well, get off!
(Jenny walks off stage, bringing Edward along.)
(Brooke shakes her head.)
Brooke: Dumb love people.
Jenny: Heard that!
James: Oh, whatever.
Brooke: So, do you two want questions like Jenny wants us to or something else?
Bella: What’s the something else?
Brooke: Um, we can have just a chat.
Bella: Ok.
James: I love chats.
Brooke: Like you love “snacks.”
James: Jelly beans though.
Bella: They are good….
Jenny: I can still hear you!
James: Edward, drag her away!
Jenny: Noooooo!
(Brooke says mockingly.) Yeeeessss.
Bella: She’s so funny.
Brooke: Try livin’ with her.
James: You live with her?
(Audience looks confused.)
Brooke: We’re that close. We live in each other’s hearts.
Audience: Ahhh….
Jenny: Suck up!
Brooke: Shut up!
Bella: You sound close.
(Brooke smiles funny.)
Brooke: We are.
James: Edward!
Edward: I’m tryin’!
Brooke: Take her away!
James: You sound like a slave driver or a queen. I like that.
(Brooke smiles funny.)
Bella: Your shows never go as planned…
Jenny: That’s the beauty of it!
Brooke: Edward!
Edward: Trying harder!
(Brooke turns her attention to Bella.)
Brooke: Our shows NEVER go as planned.
Jenny: But that’s the fun part of it.
Brooke: For a vampire you aren’t very strong.
Edward: Grrr…
Jenny: AHH! He’s so strong…
Brooke: Shut up!
Jenny: Whatever! I don’t have to!
(Brooke turns her attention to the audience.)
Brooke: Any body have duck tape?
(Rolls come flying from audience.)
Brooke: Thanks!
(Brooke walks backstage to were Edward and Jenny are.)
Back on stage…
James: This is weird…
Bella: We’re the cast and no one is interviewing us!
Jenny: So, what’s your point?
(Sound of duck tape being pulled out.)
(Evil laugh from backstage.)
Bella: Oh dear… I don’t think I want to go back there…
James: Me either.
Bella: So what do we do?
James: Well, you’re a snack!
(Sounds of murmering from backstage.)
Brooke: Wonder who that could be!
(Brooke walks back on stage and audience goes wild.)
Brooke: Ok…we’re good!
(Jenny sneaks up behind her and wacks her with a baseball bat. Brooke falls to the ground.)
Jenny: HA!
James: Brooooooooke!
Jenny: Sorry. But that’s what you get for putting duck tape on me.
Bella: Were is Edward.
Jenny: Uhh…do you really wanna know?
(Edward jumps on stage. Duck tape is wrapped around his body.)
Audience gasped.
Bella: Why is he covered in duck tape?
Jenny: Well…like I said, do you really wanna know?
Some dude from audience: Say sorry to Brooke! NOW!
Jenny: I can’t. She’s unconscience.
(Edward loses balance.)
James: Hello?
Jenny: What?
James: I don’t know.
Jenny: Whatever!
(Dude walks on stage.)
Dude: Let her go!
(Dude grabs Jenny by the shirt.)
Jenny: Hey, get your hands of the merchindice, buddy.
(Dude turns to audience.)
Dude: Help me guys. Any one have scissors?
Jenny: What is scissors for? Your not gonna cut my hair.
Dude: I can….
Jenny: Not if you don’t want a bloody nose! Not if you want pain in the groin.
James: Oh. I feel threatened.
Jenny: I thought I was talking to the Dude.
James: You are but I feel threatened.
Jenny: Why?
James: Because. I don’t want a bloody nose. I eat myself.
Bella: That’s in the movie. You’re not a vampire now…
Jenny: Ok then.
Dude: Oh! I’m sooo scared…
(Jenny punches him in the face and kicks him in the groin.)
(Jenny looks to the scared audience.)
Jenny: Hey, gave him a fair warning.
Bella: True.
(James wines.)
Jenny: What?
James: I miss Brooke. I want her to give me a jelly bean…
(Brooke wakes up.)
Brooke: I would say get it yourself but that is what Jenny would of said. I can’t say that to a cute guy.
Jenny: Oh brother…
Brooke: Do we need to get your brother on here?
Jenny: If you really want him on here…
Brooke: No. He’s a pain in the butt.
Jenny: Yea.
James: AMEN!
Brooke: You don’t even know his name.
James: So. Bob.
Jenny: No.
Bella: Ya know I’m still here…
Jenny: Yea. Yea. Yea.
Bella: Is someone going to untie Edward?
Brooke: Shoot! Not me!
Jenny: Coming Edward!
Brooke: We my as well put you in a little dress and make you run through the flowers so you can rescue your on Prince Charming.
(Jenny looks at Brooke weirdly.)
Jenny: Since when do I wear a dress?
Brooke: You’re wearing one now!
(Jenny looks down.)
Jenny: Wait a minute. Who put me in a dress?
Brooke: Uh…..
(Jenny slaps the back of Brooke’s head.)
Brooke: AH!
James: Poor baby.
Bella: Oh good grief.
Jenny: For once I agree with you.
(Jenny and Bella high-five each other.)
(Jenny walks backstage.)
Jenny: I’m changing! This dress makes me look like a clown.
Brooke: That’s because it’s a clown dress.
(Jenny glares at Brooke.)
Brooke: Not the evil stare!
(Jenny walks backstage mumbuling about her clown dress.)
Edward: Hey what about me? I’m still tied up.
Brooke: Ha HA!
Jenny: Heard that!
Brooke: You know that the bat is on stage……and you’re not on stage…
Jenny: Don’t you think about hitting Edward.
Brooke: James. Wanna do the honor?
James: With pleaser.
(Jenny rushes back on stage. Jenny stares at James.)
Jenny: Don’t even think about it.
Brooke: To bad. He’s already thinkin’ about it.
Jenny: Don’t make me hurt James because I will…
Brooke: I have scissors….
(Brooke raises them in the air above her head.)
Jenny: For what?
Brooke: Cutting hair.
(Brooke snips them in the air.)
Jenny: You know it’s not safe to run with scissors…
Brooke: I didn’t come with a safety warnenty.
Jenny: Do you really want me to hurt your girlfriend?
Brooke: Technicly I can’t date till I am 16.
James: You’re 15. Tomorrow’s your birthday.
Jenny: No you’re not. You’re 13 1/2.
Brooke: Good dog. You remembered…
(Brooke pats Jenny’s head.)
Jenny: AHH!
(Jenny glares at Brooke.)
Jenny: Why do people insist on touching me? Wait, why are we auguing again?
Brooke: I don’t know but it’s fun. :P
Jenny: OK. You go feed James his jelly beans and I’ll untie Edward.
Bella: Rescuing Prince Charming…
Jenny: Oh No! Not that again.
(Brooke gets busy feeding James jelly beans.)
Bella: Well. In fairy tails the Prince Charming rescues the Princess. Not the other way.
Jenny: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m the kick butt type of girl, not the ones who get rescued…
Brooke: We’re out of jelly beans.
(Jenny throws another bag.)
Brooke: Thanks!
Jenny: You’re welcome. Anything to keep your big mouth shut.
(Brooke gasped.)
James: It’s ok.
(Jenny turns to Bella.)
Jenny: Didn’t James die in the movie?
Bella: Yes…
Brooke: Hey! I heard that loud and clear!
Jenny: Good. I’m satified then.
(Brooke distracts herself by feeding James jelly beans.)
Bella: This is an interview…
Jenny: And to think it’s just beginning.
Bella: OH great!
Brooke: End of our show!
Jenny: What! It’s just beginning.
Brooke: HA!
Jenny: Whatever.
Bella: Oh dear…
Jenny: What?
Bella: Here comes on another fight…..
(Brooke walks up to Jenny.)
Brooke: Fist fight?
Bella: You’re a very violent person.
Jenny: So? What’s your point?
Bella: Just saying.
Brooke: Fist fight or what?
Jenny: Sure…but I’ll win.
Brooke: Not sure about that….
Jenny: I am.
James: Round #1!
Audience: Fight, fight, fight!
Brooke: We are!
(Jenny tackles Brooke.)
(James kneels on floor.)
James: One, two, three!
(Audience go crazy.)
Jenny: I told you I’d win.
Brooke: That’s round one.
Jenny: Because I won that one.
Brooke: Shut up with similies.
James: Round #2!
Brooke: I will win this one…
Jenny: Yea right.
(Brooke swings right.)
(Jenny ducks.)
Jenny: What was that for?
Brooke: You said, Yea RIGHT. So I went right.
Jenny: Give up.
(Brooke jumps off stage.)
Brooke: Duckies! There is ducks in the audience!
(Jenny looks up.)
Jenny: SHIRTLESS EDWARD!
(Jenny gazes at Edward….)
Brooke: Come back duckies!
Bella: That was an interested round.
Jenny: What can I say? We’re easily distracted.
(Jenny turns to Edward again.)
Jenny: You are not allowed to put your shirt back on.
Edward: OK 
Jenny: Good.
Brooke: I’m nice duckies! Come back.
(Brooke sits down and a baby duck comes onto her lap. She giggles.)
Jenny: Oh boy.
Brooke: Why is always oh boy. Why not oh girl?
Jenny: Just a saying.

A/N: Haha I hope you enjoyed part 5.
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#83 Princess_Missy

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 01:11 AM

*Gasps*
Oh my god! Shirtless Edward!!!
Somebody catch me!!
*faints*

lol. Lovely update!!
Bella was just sitting there while all this violence was going on!!
lol. Anyway, it was a lovely update!!

More??

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#84 mychemro*kiss*

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 03:24 AM

^ ditto!

Also, so random! It's really funny, of course, but still... Great job! ^_^

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#85 IlovePavlov13

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 02:01 PM

Heh heh... I like the random dude!!
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#86 x--JinxedAngel

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 03:47 PM

^True that, he's funny.
So both Jenny and Brooke can fight. =O
Haha, and to Melissa & Jess: I'll try if I'm not busy gaping at him. xD
Update soon, that was awesome.

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#87 foolish4him94

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 06:41 PM

Thanks all for reading! This is brooke :) I hope ya'll like my version. I haven't read the book or watched the movie but i like James. heehee
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#88 xx.Shelby.xx

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 06:13 AM

yeah that was awesome. Edward was shirtless wow!

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#89 nadytoo

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 11:23 AM

O.o Shirtless Edward?

If that happens again in the show can I be a part of it? :blink: What? I have needs!! :D

I loved it!!! It made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my chair and onto the floor...which is cold by the way.

I is demanding update!!!
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#90 IlovePavlov13

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 11:37 AM

Where's Alice? I wanted Alice!!!!! I love her (I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!! SHE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE TWILIGHT SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (Besides, I have a boyfriend (Who doesn't even know it.. HEH HEH HEH HE HE EH EH E))
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